Interesting Facts from the CKPS for 2011

The Chatham-Kent Police Service have issued a list of their most interesting facts:

2011 CKPS Arrests by Astrological Sign

In 2011, The Chatham-Kent Police Service has arrested 1,986 people to date. To provide an interesting astrological perspective, an algorithm was applied to all the arrestee’s dates of birth. Note: The Chatham-Kent Police Service does not ask an arrested person for their Zodiac sign – a simple calculation was used to create this list.

Aries 203
Libra 189
Virgo 183
Leo 177
Pisces 169
Scorpio 166
Capricorn 166
Gemini 159
Cancer 147
Taurus 146
Aquarius 142
Sagittarius 139
TOTAL 1,986

The Chatham-Kent Police Service makes no suggestions and/or draws no conclusions about this information. This list has been created for interest only.

Just Odd
Police were called to Value Village when someone accidentally donated the cremated remains of a loved one. They were safely returned to a family member.
A man was charged by police when he was found driving along the road while dragging a snowmobile behind his vehicle without a trailer…in May.
Calls involving naked/nude people: 24
Calls involving urine/urinating: 40 (most often in public view)
Calls involving feces: 22 (most often dogs/cats going on neighbour’s property although a few involved people throwing feces).

Animals
In 2011 the following animals have been reported standing/running loose on roadways interfering with the normal flow of traffic: geese, deer, raccoons, horses, cows, foxes, and one very slow-moving snapping turtle.

Police have also been called for several skunk calls including one with its head stuck in a mayonnaise jar. There were also several squirrel calls including a neighbour dispute that upon further investigation was determined to be the fault of a squirrel.

Neighbours and Grass: Sometimes a Contentious Issue
A man called police because his neighbour was using a different kind of grass seed than him and wanted the officer to make him dig it up.
A man called police because his neighbour cut a strip of grass that belongs to the Municipality. He believes that the Municipality should cut it and wanted police to tell his neighbour that.
A man called police because when his neighbour cuts the lawn, he infringes 5” into his lawn and cuts it shorter than he likes it.